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'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Fourth quarter, four minutes on the clock, all tied up, and they're off! Will the Johnsons beat the traffic?!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Why it is best to check your Olympics seat location before buying tickets from scalpers.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Strive to win!

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Stop with racism in sport!

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.