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With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Church for sports worshipers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

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Fan-Centric Stadium

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Cricket.

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Footballer's Wages

'I love high-definition TV!'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

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