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With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Church for sports worshipers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'I love high-definition TV!'

Footballer's Wages

Cricket.

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

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Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!