Stadium Designer T-Shirts

"It would be a monument to 21st century sport!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Swing

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Constructing your own prison!

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

twist building

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Switchback Playground.

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Turandot

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Tarnhelm

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

'Looks like the council might have over-engineered the safety surface.'

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'