Stadium Designer Prints

"It would be a monument to 21st century sport!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Swing

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Constructing your own prison!

David Hockney

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

twist building

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Switchback Playground.

David Hockney

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

David Hockney

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Turandot

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

Tarnhelm

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

'Looks like the council might have over-engineered the safety surface.'