Stadium Performer T-Shirts

Soccer Fans.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Tina Turner

Magic Tricks

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'