Stadium Singer T-Shirts

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

European Super League Matches

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

'Hey, hey, hey!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Football drummer

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Soccer Fans.

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

Wages of footballer.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

"What sports fan are you?"

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'