Stadium Singer Pillows

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

European Super League Matches

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

'Hey, hey, hey!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Football drummer

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

George Best

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Soccer Fans.

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Wages of footballer.

Pull my finger.

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

"What sports fan are you?"

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.