Stadium Star T-Shirts

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Wages of footballer.

Deodorant required.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Taking a peek at the audience

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Ice skater

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A man cheers

Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Doctor Bartolo

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Von Trapp family masks

Bow

The Masked Singer

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

The Poet.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

Football drummer

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Here's one I didn't write... I never learned... and can't play.'

'It all started when I was teaching him the basics: Sit, stay, beg. But when I said speak...'

'Now here's an Actor with real gravitas!'