Stadium Fun T-Shirts

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Football drummer

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

Modern Stadium.

"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"