Stadium Activities Gifts

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Yankee Stadium.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Soccer Fans.

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."