Stadiums Gifts

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

No More Waiting Around

Fan-Centric Stadium

"MAN, I love how corporate this place feels!"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

On days where there are no games scheduled, all tickets are half-priced.

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'