Stadiums Mugs

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Fan-Centric Stadium

"MAN, I love how corporate this place feels!"

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

On days where there are no games scheduled, all tickets are half-priced.

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

"What sports fan are you?"

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

'Hey who approved all this stimulus money for basketball arenas.'