Stadium Architect Mugs

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Swing

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"He lives in a block of flats"

Constructing your own prison!

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

twist building

Switchback Playground.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"The garden is my résumé."

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Show off!'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."