Stadium Hopping T-Shirts

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

A man cheers

Just the one...

Beer Order

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Next Round Indicator

Official Team Cap With Beard

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'