Stadium Hopping Prints

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

A man cheers

Just the one...

Beer Order

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Next Round Indicator

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."