Stadium Stomper Gifts

"I hear the ref was struck by a missile!"

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

Football Hooligans

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Church for sports worshipers.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

George Best

Football drummer

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Yankee Stadium.

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Soccer Fans.

A very in tents little girl.

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Cricket.

Footballer's Wages

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'I love high-definition TV!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.