Sale Hopper Gifts

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Nature Lovers

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"It's a great work!"

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"He's left out the staples"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Those old guys really had it!"

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'