Coffee Shop Hopper Gifts

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"This place has the best happy hour."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

You've Had Enough!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Nature Lovers

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

Sober Tooth Tiger

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Next Round Indicator

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.