Hotel Hoopster Mugs

The Sports Hotel offers sports fans amenities beyond a pool and a workout room.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

1930's Lady.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We're here, Harry."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'Oh, the amenity!'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

'Hello, front desk. This is the alien spacecraft suite. My wife and I are hearing strange noises.'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'The Princess and the Mint.'

'King who?'

"My god, those capers are huge!"

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"Well...the website did say it was a 5-star hotel...."