Hotel Hooligans Gifts

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

Hooligans at Home

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Dog collars.

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

'They must be a Christian school...'

'Fantastic - we're out of the World Cup! Finally we've got a reason to have a lot of beer and wreck the pub!'

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'No you can't take my name... it's mine!'

Children welcome in a hotel (as long as they're grown up).

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

'Room service? Please send up a towel. In a minute sir, someone's using it.'

Hotel California

'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'

Read the small print Guv - 'Press in every room', not 'trouser press in every room.'

"No more hockey for you, mister, until you learn to control yourself!"

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

"Yes, housekeeping? These bathrobes are out of control!"

Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

Facilities for children in a hotel.

"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"

England Football Supporters Club - 'Gone to punch.'

England football fans....'You aren't all there.'

"Can't you holler any louder than that? That's not a very effective wake-up call."

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

'I'm your stand in, your Gideon Bible has been stolen'