Couch Hooligan Gifts

Hooligans at Home

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Couch and Potato

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I am a control freak."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"Why can't you just bat the ball of yarn around like other cats?"

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

If you're going to wear a GoPro, Larry, you have to actually go.

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"He called in sick 2 years ago and now he doesn't remember where he works."

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'Are you ready for your reality check?'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

Dog collars.

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

The Amiable Reaper.

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.