Couch Hooligan Mugs

Hooligans at Home

Couch and Potato

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"I am a control freak."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"Why can't you just bat the ball of yarn around like other cats?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"He called in sick 2 years ago and now he doesn't remember where he works."

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'Are you ready for your reality check?'

Dog collars.

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

'If the children can grow up and leave home, why can't you?'

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."