Hooligan Humorist Mugs

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'Fantastic - we're out of the World Cup! Finally we've got a reason to have a lot of beer and wreck the pub!'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

Football Party - bring a broken bottle

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Dog collars.

Angel Puppet.

'I hit my thumb with a hammer.' - 'Well, it wouldn't happen if you hold the hammer with both hands.'

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Eighties Throwback.

'They must be a Christian school...'

Spot the ballcock

Elvis

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.