Hooligan Humorist Prints

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'Fantastic - we're out of the World Cup! Finally we've got a reason to have a lot of beer and wreck the pub!'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

Football Party - bring a broken bottle

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Angel Puppet.

'I hit my thumb with a hammer.' - 'Well, it wouldn't happen if you hold the hammer with both hands.'

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

Dog collars.

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Eighties Throwback.

Spot the ballcock

'They must be a Christian school...'

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

"Sorry, my bad."