Hoopla Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: hoopla

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

Customer Convention

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'They're doing their tests now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Bouncer.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."