Holy Hops Fan Pillows

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"OMG, LOL!"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Bees SOS

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

Heaven

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Closed until further notice."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Why it takes longer for lawyers to get in: 'This would go a lot faster if you'd stop saying, 'alleged'...'