Holy Hops Fan T-Shirts

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"OMG, LOL!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Bees SOS

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Heaven

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Closed until further notice."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.