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Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I love rock festivals!'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"You folks ready to order?"

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You lookin at my bird?'

Retro Kid.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Early hippies.

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

'I hate to see nose picking in public!'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

'Oh, stop complaining. All birds have cold feet!'