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Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I love rock festivals!'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"You folks ready to order?"

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

Retro Kid.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

Early hippies.

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

Hippopotamus Bathroom