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'You forgot to latch the back door - here comes Binkie.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's already getting attached to you."

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"Be kind"

The Family Joules: Part 21

Family with pets.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Batman's Baby

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"You've already been for a walk."

Dog Food