Hoola-hooping Pillows

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

I love Basketball.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Broadway Moosical.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Basketball Halo

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

'Keep practicing, Johnson. You have to learn to jump through all of them at the same time.'

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

'...Hoopla!'

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

"There's accounting, there's creative accounting, and then there's G. Thomas Whatly."

"Listen, Potatohead, I made you!"

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

Angel with hula hoop.

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'

'What's that for? To open my Swiss bank account.'

101 uses of a dead cat: hoopla

Hula Halo

Halo Hulla Hoop