Hooping Pillows

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Basketball

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

'I suppose this will be a CHARGE?'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I think you're going to like today's class."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'