Shooting Hoops Pillows

I love Basketball.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I AM at my usual position."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Hit a duck, win a prize.