Shooting Hoops Gifts

I love Basketball.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I AM at my usual position."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."