Shooting Gifts

'Pull!'

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"What's this I hear about you frightening my missus?"

'Are you kidding? I haven't seen any big bucks since I quit my union job.'

Skeet Fishing.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'He got game.'

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Clay pigeon shooting for devils

'Now that's confidence!'

'5... 4... 3... 2... 1!! That's it! Hunting season is officially... open!'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Prince Charles

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'Your gun is shooting a little high there, Hank.'

-"Careful with that shotgun. It could go off!" -"Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger!"

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'Off hand,Al,I'd say your gun is shooting low.'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Hunting in Soctland

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

'You're fired!'

Caution sign for firearms is shot up with holes in it.

"It helps prevent side collisions."