Shotgun Sharpshooter Gifts

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"I'm using a silencer!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'You better have a hunting license.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."