Smartphone Sharpshooter Gifts

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Shellfie

The Final Selfie

"Something photogenic for each of us."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"This new guy's really good!"

Cooking Cowboy

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"Your resume is impressive."

"It's opening day."

A group of hunters.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Shooting in Ireland

Archery.

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

Musical Archer

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

Shooting

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

Shoot your own apples

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."