Smartphone Sharpshooter Gifts

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Shellfie

The Final Selfie

"Something photogenic for each of us."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Voodoo Darts. . .

"This new guy's really good!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

Cooking Cowboy

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Your resume is impressive."

Shooting in Ireland

A group of hunters.

"It's opening day."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Musical Archer

Archery.

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

No, I can't change my spots, but this Instagram filter can.

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

"If I can count your boogers the selfie is too close."

Shoot your own apples