Rifle Shooting Gifts

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Well, okay. I think I'll go ask the other instructors just in case!"

"It's pulling to the left."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"I'm using a silencer!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'You better have a hunting license.'