Sporting Shooter Gifts

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

A man shoots at a drone.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"I'm using a silencer!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'You better have a hunting license.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.