Shooter Gifts

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Pointing.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"I'm using a silencer!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'You better have a hunting license.'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Psychological Warfare Target Practice