Safe Shooter Gifts

Colonel Bagshot.

America, are we learning anything?

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'You better have a hunting license.'

Witch Hunt

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"This new guy's really good!"

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

'Nice Shooting.'

A group of hunters.

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

Shooting in Ireland

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Police officer shoots himself in foot

Open Carry

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

Guns/Pit Bulls.

Shooting

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

"I said I'm sorry - what more can I say?"

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'See? I ain't wearing a wire. Now, answer the question.'