Shooter Games Gifts

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Do you know how long you've been on that thing!?"

Rage.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Eldrow

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Computer Expert

Pointing.

Second lifeReal life.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Internet Cafe.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Royal Wii

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Pull...'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.