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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Rage.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Computer Expert

Pointing.

Second lifeReal life.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Internet Cafe.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Royal Wii

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'