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'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Marco ..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Pointing.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"I'm using a silencer!"