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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Evolution.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Pokemon Get Lost

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Sporting maladies.

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"Very angry birds"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

The October 31 Committee

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

United States Constitution.

'That'll teach her not to cheat by climbing into the machine!'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Playing Footsies.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

Priorities.

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."