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"The company that makes the 'Call of Duty' game licensed my life story..."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

Kday & Knight Chemist

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

Priorities.

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"You need glasses, Roy."

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

Super PAC man.

'So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man.'

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

"Another Wordle show-off."

Grouse shooting late in the season. Jolly, very.

"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"

Long queue.

'Poor fellow... lost at a game of 'Hangman'.'