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What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'This time Kennedy's shooting back.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

Skeets Champion.

Ground Game!

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

Straightening up.

Colonel Bagshot.

'Nice Shooting.'

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

Their army brought the same gift. This is awkward.

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

Donald Trump said he'd have run into that school shooting without a gun to stop it. I'm way ahead of you, Randy. I've already developed a first-person shooter based on the Call of Duty engine. You play Trump, all decked out in his usual black suit and red power tie. Video-game Trump has to personally take out all of America's enemies. He's armed with nothing but his uncouth tweets. Game has a bug, though. As soon as it starts, video-game Trump keeps getting deferments because of bone spurs. Call

"Do you know how long you've been on that thing!?"

"The company that makes the 'Call of Duty' game licensed my life story..."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'

'See? I ain't wearing a wire. Now, answer the question.'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

When God works online.

"Here at Mario's we believe in calling a spade a spade."

Playing chess with laptops

"I like it, no fancy advertising"

"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"