"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"
Safety-first Shooter T-Shirts
Celebrate your safe and steady shooter with a t-shirt that humorously honors their cautious approach and sharp skills. Great for casual wear and shooting events.
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Reasonableman
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
"Here comes the super-visor."
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'
"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."
'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'
Crash test dummy employee of the month.
'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'
"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."
"Fasten your seat belt."
"It's called being preemptive."
'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'
'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'
"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
Drop dead gorgeous
Contagious Diseases.
Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.
'He swallowed a warning label!'
'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'
"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."
"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."
Safety-first Shooter T-Shirts Collection
Safety-first Shooter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for safety-first shooters—funny, clever, and perfect for their morning brew.
Safety-first Shooter Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that acknowledge their safety-first approach with humorous and charming designs.
Safety-first Shooter Prints
Decorate with prints that honor responsible shooting and their unique style—great for any shooter’s space.