'I'm writing you a ticket because your belt isn't buckled.'
Safety First Kind Of Person T-Shirts
Dress your safety-conscious friend in fun and thoughtful style. Our t-shirts for the safety-first crowd showcase clever slogans and playful designs that highlight their responsible personality.
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Reasonableman
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."
"Here comes the super-visor."
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'
"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."
'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'
'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'
"Fasten your seat belt."
"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."
Crash test dummy employee of the month.
'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'
"It's called being preemptive."
'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'
"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'
Drop dead gorgeous
Contagious Diseases.
Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.
'He swallowed a warning label!'
"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."
Safety First Kind Of Person T-Shirts Collection
Safety First Kind Of Person Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for safety-first individuals and find humorous, inspiring designs perfect for a morning pick-me-up.
Safety First Kind Of Person Pillows
Check out our pillows that combine comfort and humor, making safety a cozy and stylish statement in any home or office.
Safety First Kind Of Person Prints
Browse our prints to find inspiring designs that celebrate safety and creativity—perfect for decorating their personal space.