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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Here comes the super-visor."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Contagious Diseases.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."