First-person Shooters Pillows

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

Skeets Champion.

Colonel Bagshot.

Ground Game!

'Nice Shooting.'

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

Straightening up.

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

"The company that makes the 'Call of Duty' game licensed my life story..."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'

'See? I ain't wearing a wire. Now, answer the question.'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

When God works online.

"Here at Mario's we believe in calling a spade a spade."

Playing chess with laptops

"I like it, no fancy advertising"

"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"

Beating for game

I'm going out for a Wii I may be some time.